Granted.

You get your pony. Turns out its not a regular pony. It's a moon pony. You then discover that Constantinople is the Beyonder's favorite moon pony. He kills you by getting you SOOOO wasted(like in all the wishes i grant) that you just die.

I wish that my g/f wouldn't break up with me in a week like my past few have.

Not granted. Because everyone knows that will happen haha jk

GRANTED!

She doesnt break up with u in a week, but thats only because she is seriously injurged and she cant tell u sh wants to end it. And she cant move her fingers to write. So you are stuck with her for eternity. Then she finally dies and youcry your heart out because u loved her. Then she comes back as a ghost and tells u that she really wanted to end it earlier.

I wish superloafer could think of better corruptions.

Granted.

Superloafer now has better corruptions. In fact he is now the best wish corrupter ever. His corruptions are so good they blow your brains out. Literally. Your dead. Now go to hell.

I wish that when ShadowMoses got to hell Satan sent him back up cuz he was gettin' on his nerves. I hate you Shadowmoses*gives ShadowMoses a hug*

Meh. Hell can't be worse than Missouri.

But your wish is granted. Everyone on Earth is dead, but ShadowMoses gets sent back up from hell because he annoyed the #### out of Satan. He gets to do whatever he want whenever he wants. All the money, all of Earthly pocessions you can ever imagine are now his. In fact, knowing that he will be alone for the rest of time, he goes to grave, and pee's on your tombstone. Then he digs up, and uses your dead body as a coat rack.

I wish I had a life.

Granted.

Through your life you stop posting on HCRealms....When ReZ and Emp plan Europe domination. Succesful in their mission, they invite their favourite members of HCRealms to come and stay at the newly named "Europia" a make shift paradise for everyone in it. Unable to contact you, you are forced to stay in your "life" And America sinks.

i wish I could corrupt a wish without making said wishers homeland sink.

Granted. Both your hands have to get amputated after a freak accident. You can never type again. The rest of the wish corrupters all tell you... Let's give the boy a hand!

I wish I could bring a super hot chick to New Guy night in a short skirt and showing cleavage just so I could see the faces of all the guys at the game store. It would be priceless. I can see some of the guys heads just explode after she leans forward to move a piece on the map. Hot chick.. cleavage.. playing heroclix.. does not compute... boom!

Granted.

Everyone thinks your a sicko for bringing your mum to a heroclix event dressed like that.

I wish i had a boat.

Granted.

You now have a boat. Unfortunately, a cow falls from space and smashes it to pieces. One of the chunks of fiberglass spins in the air and impales your eyeball. As you stumble around screaming, you walk into the middle of the street, and a cruise ship mysteriously rolls through the street, crushing you to death.

I wish I wasn't covering for my boss today...

Granted.

You're not covering for your boss because he did something wrong for the company and it has to shut down. There are massive layoffs everywhere.

I wish I could beat "Paragon's Revenge" in Marvel Nemesis.

Granted.

Unfortunately, after you beat it, one of the characters jumps through the screen and skewers you to death.

I wish I owned Marvel: Nemesis

Granted. You buy the last copy of Marvel: Nemesis in your town. You go home to play and realize that you have a defective copy. The anguish causes you to kill yourself. You are no dead and caused much shame on your family name.

I wishthat I didn't have to go to my lit class today.

Granted.

You don't have to go to your lit class today. Unfortunately, after today, you have to spend the rest of your life in lit class. And they don't allow potty breaks, either.

I wish it would rain again....

Granted.

It rains again...and doesnt stop. Your entire countries inhabittance becomes prune like creatures, and some people drown and other such water related horribilities.

I wish the word horribilities actualy existed.

Granted.

Unfortunately, everyone's still pretty miffed at the UK for putting unneccessary "u's" in every friggin word like "color" or "flavor", that they get sick of your carp and just nuke your country.

I wish I had a heart.

Granted.

Unfortunately your heart is triple the size of a normal heart...but luckily everything works fine. Until they findo ut its actually a pigs heart...then you die.

I wish I had an illuminous yellow stick.