Milk and Cheese - Dairy Products Gone Bad FTW!!!

Evan Dorkin rules!!! MERV GRIFFIN!!!!

I don't get it at all.

Check out some Milk and Cheese by Evan Dorkin. Hang on a sec.

Here you go.

WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE!!!!!!!!!!

Still don't get it. Sorry, man.

They're chaotic neutral dairy products who like booze and TV. The strips are heavy on sight gags and pop culture references. No-Talent Celebrity Tag would be a prime example, wherein Milk and Cheese pursue each other, inflicting all manner of mayhem, so that they may proclaim one another no-talent celebrities ("Tag! Now you're Nipsey Russell!" "Tag! You're Larry Storch!").

That's okay. The humor is kind of weird and full of violence. Not everyone's cuppa tea.

When in doubt...

From now on, any time my excretory system is in play, and I have to excuse myself, I am going to refer to it as Stampeding.

At work we call it "printing chromatograms" which leads to all sorts of nerd jokes about ghost peaks, tailing factor, reproducibility, baseline noise, and such.

See, the hilarious part about your use of the term "stampeding" is having been to the Longhorn Steak House and remembering that on their menu is a dessert item called "The Chocolate Stampede."



I think "chocolate stampeding" is a better fit for the making of number 2.

Oh, I think I forgot to mention...Red Dwarf is like 59.99 bucks on Amazon today...the whole collection, normally 200 bucks...

Does it come with a free chocolate stampede?

That looks delicious though!