even exceptionally small pigs?

You can do whatever you want with Tom Cruise.

I would like to cram a copy of Dianetics up his ###, sideways.

Approved lists of things to do with Tom Cruise.

• Throw him at glass houses.
• Cram a copy of Dianetics up his ###, sideways.

Couldn't he get a paper cut on his rectum?

Someone would have to rub it, and it ain't gonna be me.

We support you.

Norym's list of fetishes:

• call people from toilet stalls
• make "pew pew" sounds
• cram things into Tom Cruise's ass
• Bud

Your list is too short.

That is partly the point.

Secret Santa Reminder

The current list of participants who haven't sent me a PM is:

The Hoff
Harpua
Mael
Norym


Could each of you send me a PM with your CURRENT address and some interests? If you no longer wish to participate, please let me know that too via PM Thanks!

I feel like Smudge wouldn't have publicly shamed half the LPC in order to celebrate the birth of many of our's savior.

Oh wait, mute, can you tell Bud this?

Bud, CL feels like Smudge wouldn't have publicly shamed half the LPC in order to celebrate the birth of many of our's savior. He also says he would like to be added back into the program.

What CL calls public shaming I call avoiding potential full PM box issues. He knows all abut those too!

Weren't they your present to him in last year's Secret Santa?