X-box Dies

Is this thread over yet?

No. But I am here ready for duty!! Mission: Stop the Hoff!

I'll sit this one out but I'll bring you some Listerine for afterward.

The Mystery of the Lost Thermos of Coffee continues at my house. I walked down the road to see if it was left on top of my dad's car yesterday, but nope.

I've been in every room, even the closets, that I may have even remotely been a possible location. This is driving me bat#### crazy.

Otherwise it was an awesomely productive day both up at school and at home. Filled out a grant application, got my eval, started remodeling our guest room, mowed and weed whacked my yard, and the Tigers won tonight. Had a great cigar and conversation with dad on the back deck, even.

But dammit all if that lost thermos hasn't ruined it all. To make it worse, BJhisDildo just showed up, so I have no shot at getting 1,000 posts.

What is more important finding the thermos or getting #1,000?

Slackers! All of you are slackers! How can AQ lose this thread without everyone's help?

This clause is in no way dependent on the one preceding it.

I bet it's been on the kitchen counter next to the fridge the whole time.

I bet his wife's boyfriend took it by mistake.

In that case, he needs to go ask Char-Vell to give it back!

I thought curiouslurker was the resident homewrecker.

Well, you thought wrong! Just like that one time you thought you were going to beat me at HeroClix!

Don't make me come over there and humiliate you again!

Don't count on being able to do that! Now that I've got one in the bag, I'm going to work hard to build a winning streak against you.