Weeks? More like months!

Months? More like moths!

<Sets thread on fire>

I will have this victory! Okay, who am I kidding? I don’t have the ability to be on this site very much during the workdays, so I fully expect to see some last minute sniper to waltz in an steal my destiny. Wade or WTF or Muncho or somebody like that still have better chances than I do to win.

Plus I feel like we'll have let everyone down if you don't end up a crazy old man babbling about never winning a thread on the realms!

One of these days he will win. But it will probably be some sort of a plotline of a B-movie where he systematically murders us so he can make a winning post.

Well, that was a contingency plan back when I still had all kinds of access to you guys’ personal info. But it was so depressing that I gave up on making anyone more miserable. Besides, if too many of you folks were dead, these threads would take 2 years to reach 1,000. It was only maybe 3 years ago that these threads were done in a couple weeks.

Will today be the day?

I doubt it!

I also doubt it.

But you just doubt it because I already doubted it. Don't deny it! We all saw it happen!

I have to work saturday night because of DST

How is Donald Serrell Thomas, Victorian-era author of crime and detective stories forcing you to work late?

I don't doubt that you doubt it.

he's a monster!