I need to throw together a resume. Totally not good at selling myself :-/

This is good advice, the last bout of interviews I did had two people who listed every job they ever had and a lot of them were completely irrelevant. I was thorough and read it all assuming (incorrectly) that it wouldn't be on there if it wasn't somehow important, but I know that my colleagues did not.

Good cause that's illegal in msot states.

You know who's good at selling themselves?

Your mom!

OHHHHH!!!!!

... whoa sorry, high school flashback there...

Dang it. That means no project analyst for me in the near future.

Bummer.

Whoah. The banners actually happened after...like...three years?

Yeah, they wanted to wait until you were gone.

Not thinking about coming back anytime soon, are ya Get?

I no can haz banner?

Depends on whether your name is Betty Ross or not.

Oh wait........

Would anyone like to critique my resume?

Sure. Send to the e-mail address I am about to send you via PM.

It's really all about painting yourself in the best possible light.

For instance, instead of saying that you're chatty, you say you have well developed personal skills. It's all about listing your strengths, your best possible jobs, previous responsibilties, titles. You just have to make yourself seem awesome.

Really, there are a ton of online guides for it, if you think you need the help.

I'm so bad. Left water boiling for an hour, forgeting I'd put it on.

I blame the awesomeness of the music I'm listening to.

I did that with a teapot in college. The teapot was a bright apple red before hand. Once I went back in and found all the water gone, the teapot had turned a dark dark maroon, and the paint had glued itself to the grill.

This was one of 3 stove accidents I had in college

That is all.