Can I have permission to scrooge someone?

Mute, tell Bud that I give him permission to match me up with Wade to scrooge.

Ew. Perverts

Watch it, buddy boy, or I will sculpt a Peyton Manning out of cornmeal and post it to your wall.

And he definitely has the free time to do it!

Found a cute girl that roleplays (d&d 3.5) and has basically invited me to join their group. She also plays video games. Only issue is she lives 30 miles away and I don't have a car.

Quick, everybody post so we can get to 1,000 tonight before I fall asleep.

Anyone else pick up the Rogues Fast Forces ? Greatest map on years in that FF. The Flash museum map specifically.

Tell her to role play as a chauffeur.

Haven't found out if she has a car but she seems as poor as I am. I have her phone number but no way to text her. I couldn't afford my phone bill so they shut off my phone.

Wade, it's 30 miles. Walk it.

Saddle the polar bear and ride.

Think how impressed she would be!

I think we would all be impressed with that. Heck, I'd even consider putting out if someone rode up on a polar bear to my house.

I heard you'd put out if someone drove an Impala to your house.

What about an albino brown bear?