And thank goodness for that monster. Do you know that all of the other "famous" people with those initials were politicians or clergy? Maybe it was just because of the site I was using!

When you doubt your powers, you give power to your doubts.

He who smelt it, dealt it!

No doubt about it!

“The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.”
― Bertrand Russell

Ooooh we are so CLOSE! I can't wait to bear witness to another colossal aqhoffman failure!

With him being stuck at school, now would be the time!

Don't be silly, he is talking about David Scott Thomson, a fairly badass Australian soldier and later a government minister. The Aussie barracks near Seoul have a little blurb about him. Of course he's working extra in order to give the old chap a proper biography.
(not a proper buggering, which is what he usually gives)

Uh-oh!

I am now on my prep period, so other than a massive fish tank that is leaking from the cooler pump system, I've got nothing I have to do other than try to catch #1,000, #####es.

Hey vlad...

Haaangin' out!!! *do do do do-do-do* Doooown the street!!! *do do do do-do-do*

That's a lot of #####es.

Where are all the white women at?

Stop helping him! The danger is real!

I have 9 minutes before students are back in here and I have to get back to work. Wonder if we'll hit 1,000 by then? Hmmmmm