Granted.


However, I report you to the police, and you get arrested.

The next week you are killed in prison by a member of the "Kitty Kat Gang", Butch.

:disappoin


I wish I had Word Perfect so that I could finish my report.

Granted.

You finish it. And get an F.

I wish i got an F.

Granted.

You get an F. For Fat!!!


I wish there was no snow up here....

Granted.

Instead of snow, there is now cake mixture. Tonnes of cake mixture....at first its great....but then you all get ill, and of course you can barely move because of the mixture. You die.

I wish i had a really cool mouse mat.

Granted

Since you are such a clown, the circus comes to your house. The Elephant gets scared and tramples you. you die.
I wish I didnt have a headache.

Granted.

You now have a migrame.

I wish I lose weight instantly.

Granted

You lose 300 pounds. You die. Ha. ha. Go me. ha. ha. ha.

I wish I could come up with better corruptions

Granted.

You get a job as a professional wish corrupter, and get deported to an alien world.

I wish i could understand frogs.

granted

you understand frogs. You become a frog. Some little bratty kid come ans sticks a bottle rocket up your bum. You die.

I wish I didnt have a "migrame".

Explain why I turned into a frog...

Mutation?

Meh works for me.

I wish I mutated into something better than a frog.

no can do before you corrupt my wish

Oh yeah...Granted.

Now, feeling fine you decide to go out and party on down. You get run over.

granted

You get mutated to the elephant that trampled you. Now you have yucky ReZ guts all over your feet. You try to lick it off but that horrible taste kills you.

I wish water would boil faster.....