Granted.

It now boils instantly, from little irritation. You have a bath. The water boils...and you burn.

I wish they did a DK Avengers ultimate guide book.

Granted

Unfortunantly there is no such thing as a "Donkey Kong" Avengers ultimate guide book

I wish I never took that bath that killed me

Granted.

Your life sucks thus you corrupted your own wish just by wishing.

I wish I could think of better wishes...Im really scraping the barrel.

Granted

You think of the best wishes ever. Everyone gets discouraged and stop posting. Everyone hates you.

I wish I could go you Wal-mart

fixed.....

Granted.

Wal-mart sucks.

I wish this thread would die, so we cna all get on with our lives. It doesnt have the same longevity of my quote manipulate thread.

Granted.

You and your son feel so good, you explode.

I wish you dont get me dirty.

Granted.

You have the opprunity to take a nap. However, you can unaware of the gas leak in your house. You never wake up.

I wish I could get the booster packs of Icons that I ordered two weeks ago.

Granted.

You nkow, but youre disabled now...so yuo cant actually dance.

I wish i could break dance.

Granted. Now, however, they are poisonous and you spend a week in the bathroom.

I wish I was stronger than Superman.