Happy Birthday, Hoff!!!

Thanks! I plan to do very little for my birthday, but listening to my kids out in the kitchen "helping" my wife make my pineapple upside down cake is pretty hilarious.
I think the 4 yr old is discovering brown sugar for the first time.

Hmmmm, I remember when I discovered brown sugar...if ya know what I mean.

Just like a young 'mute should.

It's Monday. The market is back open. At first I saw a dip in here, but that was just a weekend slump. Hold tight. Don't sell. To mArS!!@!

Don't let the media fool you. They'll put words in your mouth and say you don't know what you're doing. They'll say 1100 posts isn't possible. They work for them!

It's a bull market. Fight the bears.

Today I will eat a Captain Crunch donut in honor of this historic run to 1100.

Don't nobody McCringleberry this. No penalties. Ride or die.

Stonks bonks chonks on the dronks. This means that new colors can add inspiration. But the only color we need is diamond.

More than 30% of the way there. Tighten your seatbelts. Mars for dinner.

I have to go to lunch, but time doesn't go on hold for me. I just have to hope that the hold continues while I eat.

The LPC is being shorted by the dredge funds.

No dips; just danks.