Wish granted. And nothing bad happens. (I wish for that, too).

Wish granted - your mother sells her hair to a wig maker to buy you the most comfy shoes in the world, but in an incredibly ironic twist of fate, you sell your feet to a pickler to buy your mother an ivory hair comb.

I wish that story wasn't so one-sided. Hair grows back, O. Henry, but watches don't.

Close, but a bit too much interpretation (reversing one's death isn't the same as reversing one's state of being alive).

The best wish corruptions are absolutely true and literal to the wording of the wish (no contradictions with the stated wish, no excessive additions above and beyond what the wish stated).

"Granted. At the end of your death, the process then reverses to the last point of life before you started dying. After suffering through your death in reverse your body, of course, then starts to die again. The cycle repeats endlessly, locking you in the torment of death and denying you an afterlife."

I wish you weren't such a fuddy duddy. And that you hadn't watched Wishmaster too many times. And I still wish I had a soda.

sgranted the story is two sided and you hate it
i wish i my head could clap

(poor man, never heard of the experiment where they wired up the pleasure center of a monkey's brain to a button in his cage).

Granted. You get a pair of comfortable shoes. So comfortable, in fact, that you refuse to take them off. Or even move around in them, and thus possibly reduce the exquisite state of comfort. You slowly starve to death on your couch, in a state of foot comfort bliss.

granted. but in the time it took for you to think up a less one-sided story, you missed a bit of trivial knowledge on television which in turn becomes the question of final jeopardy in you first and last appearance on the show.

i wish keanu reeves could act.

Granted. And you destroy your skull and all its inner workings by accident in the ensuing excitement.

I wish Keanu Reeves could act.

uhh....

I wish you got that second wish. Watched the first two once, only because I was so bored I'd actually left the TV on the Sci-Fi channel when they played those pieces of garbage. Obviously the writer had never read "The Monkey's Paw", which was so brilliantly horrifying because it was so strict, literal, and minimalistic. The convoluted junk the Wishmaster writer tossed into the scripts as corruptions of wish intent were simply absurd. "The Monkey's Paw" is a classic that makes you twitch days latter. "Wishmaster" is a less than classic that makes you wish the MST3K crew was on hand for commentary.

Granted. Keanu Reeves can act like an ###hole. Now he is a lousy performer and all of Hollywood hates him.

I wish Adam Sandler would stop making bad movies and go back to making good ones.

Wish granted
But anyone who stars in a movie with him looses there abilitie to act.

I wish the bill gates was poor and destitute, and I had all his money.

Granted. Keanu Reeves becomes the world's greatest thespian, in demand by studios world wide. But the quality of the scripts he chooses does not improve. Soon Reeves is making guest appearances on every major TV sit-com, cop drama, talk show, nature documentary, home improvement program, reality show, sports commentaries, even tampon commercials. Every auto parts store, investment firm, clothing retailer, and fast food franchise pays to plaster his image on their promotional ads. To save money his name is permanently etched into the marquees of movie theaters. Finally he spearheads a $200 million remake of Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure staring Glen Close, Gwyneth Paltrow, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Johnny Depp, Michael Caine, and Jack Nicholson. Directed by Oliver Stone, produced by Hans Brockmann, written by Paris Hilton.

Wish granted.


But, you know, Genie Fees are a ##### these days.

Lets see thats gonna be...



Yeah, Thats all mine.

And You owe me a bit but your ####ation in Genie Purgatory will haunt you for the rest of your days.

I wish I could Find an eye patch for my dog Uno, cause he was born with one eye.

Itd make labs even cooler than what they are, and thats pretty extreme.

Granted. In a twist of the legal system, a lawsuit stemming from a computer virus that wipes out your home computer results in a multi-billion dollar judgment in your favor. You selflessly spend huge sums of the money helping the less fortunate. At a congratulatory event in your honor, shaking hands with scores of people you've helped, you unrecognizingly reach out your hand into the crowd to the once destitute Bill Gates. Bitter at being poor and having to accept your help to get off the streets, he empties a half clip from a Beretta 9mm at close range into your chest.