Listen, Krampus. We need you to get into the Christmas Spirit and damn quick, or else I will shove this towel down your throat and pull it out with your stomach lining in tow.

I have an ability that makes me untargetable at night. My win condition is live to Day 5.

Basically, I need to be lynched to be killed. That's my power.

I tested Vlad and he came back Human. So I trust him. I don't trust someone untargetable.

I can choose not to be untargetable. But I kinda don't want to die.

Also, if you can investigate during the day, that should work.

Then you better tell us a Christmas story.

*starts twisting towel*

Nine-year-old Ralphie Parker wants only one thing for Christmas: a Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-shot Range Model air rifle with a compass in the stock and "this thing which tells time". Ralphie's desire is rejected by his mother, his teacher Miss Shields, and even a department store Santa Claus, all giving him the same warning: "you'll shoot your eye out".
Christmas morning arrives and Ralphie dives into his presents. Although he does receive some presents he enjoys, Ralphie ultimately is disappointed that he did not receive the one thing he wanted more than anything. After it appears all of the presents have been opened, Ralphie's father, who is referred to throughout the film as "The Old Man", directs Ralphie to look at one last present that he had hidden. Ralphie opens it to reveal the Red Ryder gun he wanted.
Ralphie takes the gun outside and fires it at a target perched on a metal sign in the backyard. However, the BB ricochets back at Ralphie and knocks his glasses off. While searching for them, thinking he has indeed shot his eye out, Ralphie steps on his glasses and breaks them. In order to cover for the fact that he broke his glasses, Ralphie tells his mother that a falling icicle was responsible for the accident. His mother, not having seen what actually happened, believes him.
The film ends with Ralphie lying in bed on Christmas night with his gun by his side. A voiceover by an adult Ralphie states that this was the best present he had ever received or would ever receive.

Pretty airtight alibi if you ask me, guys.

Wait, that's what happens in the movie?

That was my reaction as well, having never seen it...

Technically, I'm Kryptonian, but close enough.

I don't trust results that say Superman is human.

Well, human enough to have offspring with humans in some stories...

I don't like Superman.



Superman better get into the ####ing Christmas spirit soon to appease me.