Granted. However, they all become much too small and even your child cannot wear them.

I wish I was a giant man.

Granted. However, everything you packed turns into snakes and they slither away.

I wish I was dead.

Granted. You die an go to hell. Your punishment is to live your life over and over untill the end of time.

I wish I had a dishwasher.

Granted.

It washes dishes only, so one day you put a glass in, and it explodes and you die.

I wish I had a green keyboard with funky purple lights that tell you when CAPS is on or off. With tunes on aswell. And a fuzzy space bar for added texture enjoyment.

Granted.

One day your house confuses dirt with you, and eats you. the house gets into the newspapers as "Cursed house" and everyone dies.

I wish I had a nifty ### white chocolate advent calander.

Granted, you have a caring boyfriend, unfortunately he cares not for you but for your sister/brother/sibling instead.

I wish I was on vacation.

Granted, unfortunately the chocolate is made by the same guy who mad ReZourceman's chocolate advent calendar.


I wish there were more hours in a day.

Granted, but businesses decide that you have to work those hours and give you more work.

I wish I could speak Chinese

granted,you now speak fluent chinese but can not under stand what you say. to thos ethat understand you will only hear incoherent senteces as you have no idea what you are saying.

I wish I could get away with anything fo ra day with no consequences.

Granted.

You go out have sex with all the hot chicks on the planet, smoke so much weed you could press your face against a plane window, party all nite, steal a load of money fromt he bank and become president of the US and nothing bad happens all day. Although the next day you find out you have AIDS, you dont know if thats good or bad though bc your brain cells are fried, you dont remember the parties, you are impeached from presidency(sp?) and you go to jail for stealing the money. In jail you meet Bubba a homocidal transvestite who shot his mother in the toe with a machine gun. He falls in love with you and he sees you drop the soap...and we all know where this leads.

I wish i had a large sombrarro(sp?) (big mexican hat) but not big enough to cause me phyiscal pain or cause anything to happen to me emtionally. Just a big cool hat...