And my Shredder costume.

Yes.

And your Shredder costume.

Gotcha, thanks. (Darn - no phasers around when you need them! )

I will pants the bald guy!

I'm going to assume no one is pro taking over the enterprise and allying with the Klingons?

Alright, so straight answers it is.

In that case, I shall say the following:

"Security should not be necessary, Commander Riker.

Captain Picard of the USS Enterprise. Our apologies for this intrusion. It is true that we don't know the means by which we got here, but we do know this. We are on a multi-dimentional adventure to save reality itself from a sinister man that goes by the name of "Mr. T". We have reason to believe that our next assignment is located somewhere nearby, and I have no doubt this colony disappearance your counterpart speaks of is associated with it. It is imperative we succeed in our quest, or else everything...

(Dramatic Pause)

...is doomed."

(Schmooze)

This does not bode well.

Is anyone against me murdering the red shirt?

It's going to happen anyway, may as well get it over with.

Either that or I'll try and convince the Klingon that the Federation couldn't possibly have attacked the Mighty Mighty Klingon Empire.

That's more an Original Series thing. Sure, it's not limited to there, but it was hardly as common in TNG.

Besides, if you try to kill the red shirt guy, it does nothing to help our quest.

Do you want us to die? Is that it?

We're not really sure what our part here is.

And Wade, I'm not even crazy enough to touch Picard without having the full support of the rest of the crew.

Fine, I'll try and smarm my way into the heart of the Klingon and sing his accolades. I assume he's too dumb to know that I'm being a jerk to him.

Dude, he's a Klingon. Being a jerk is how he says hello.

Someone who looks like a Klingon is about to assault the captain of a starship with a crew that's already jumpy because of Klingons.

What you worried 'bout?

Oh, and JK bought two points worth of Brains.

Right, but I figure he'll actually think I respect him

Well, until we're in a state such that we can work with the crew of the Enterprise and have them trust us, I am going to introduce each of us individually to the Captain, giving a function roughly analogous to a crewmember for each member of our merry band of reprobates (BRAINS). This way, they'll know what each of us does. I'll leave the specifics of what each of our jobs is up to you and the dice, Jack, as I'd like to see if you're as mean as I am.