Woohoo!! I was post #1,050!!!

Be proud of that.

Be proud.

No one can be stronger than the storm. Jeez, won't a mod just end this thread's misery? Poor Hoff is just broken over this.

I will break you! (in weird Russian accent)

New Jersey is stronger than the storm.

No hawk attacks today, but I warn you all, the bird revolution is coming...

I thought you military folks were "don't ask, don't tell"?

About unwarranted, vicious raptor attacks?! Of course I will tell. I must tell everyone!

AQ needs to add a "Journey into...Failure" to his subscripts.

Did I tell you guys about those wild, wild babes I met when I toured a couple Arizona universities?! one looked vaguely familiar...

Tell us about them. Did you get within seconds of getting their phone numbers and then a mouse appeared and ruined everything?

It was probably a spider.

Journey Into...Incest.

Yeah, that's shady as hell. I would ask for a refund since he's not giving you what was agreed upon, and if he doesn't do it, get a mod involved.

Man, its hard to believe it has been a year since we teased a fellow member about their offspring heading off to college for wild, brazen sex parties and very little studying.

Wonder what all has happened in the interim?