I'd go Star Trek. But that's probably just fanboyishness.

I was never into Star Trek. But I've decided to roll the dice and go for it. However, I think I'm going to wait a round. It would be bad if we were trying to convince them that we are peaceful, and suddenly a phaser appeared in my hand.

Hope for a Phaser Rifle, way more badass.

A tricorder wouldn't be all that bad either.

Tricorder?

Also, knowing JackA, it's gonna be something we wouldn't expect. Maybe I'll get a holo-deck I can fit in my pants.

Think of a Tricorder as a Smart Phone that knows everything and will tell you whatever you want, sometimes even if you don't know that you want that information.

It's badass.

I fear the possibilities of what could go wrong if you've just guessed right.

I'd turn it into one of these.

Hoo-boy.

A bounty of 1 XP to whoever gives me a list of what the actions are so's I don't have to ferret 'em out.

I should probably have you guys bold 'em, come to think of it.

Pax: Puts on Shredder costume.

Wade: schmoozing up Counselor Troi. She's empathic, so she'll know that we're mostly good intentioned, harmless buffoons.

Space Jawa: Says "Security should not be necessary, Commander Riker.

Captain Picard of the USS Enterprise. Our apologies for this intrusion. It is true that we don't know the means by which we got here, but we do know this. We are on a multi-dimentional adventure to save reality itself from a sinister man that goes by the name of "Mr. T". We have reason to believe that our next assignment is located somewhere nearby, and I have no doubt this colony disappearance your counterpart speaks of is associated with it. It is imperative we succeed in our quest, or else everything...

(Dramatic Pause)

...is doomed."

(Schmooze)

CharlesX: schmooze/smarm to explain to the bald guy that we have no idea how we got here but that we're not looking for trouble. We come in peace. (Rolled a 9)

JKL: introduce each of us individually to the Captain, giving a function roughly analogous to a crewmember for each member of our merry band of reprobates (BRAINS).

TBB: examine the surroundings.

Wade tries sexing up Counseler Troi. She slaps him but good. This is clearly NOT the tact to take with Troi.

The guy with the beard looks like he hates Wade now, too.

Pax, after some wiggling and adjusting, gets into his threatening suit. He faces the Klingon on the viewscreen.

"Tthe Federation is CLEARLY not a threat to the Klingon Empire. I mean, how could they be?" he says.

The Klingon swears, curses and makes gestures that seem to imply he wishes to rip Pax in half.

Well, that could have gone worse, I suppose.

Just as things are about to boil over, Space Jawa steps forward.

"Security should not be necessary, Commander Riker.

Captain Picard of the USS Enterprise. Our apologies for this intrusion. It is true that we don't know the means by which we got here, but we do know this. We are on a multi-dimentional adventure to save reality itself from a sinister man that goes by the name of "Mr. T". We have reason to believe that our next assignment is located somewhere nearby, and I have no doubt this colony disappearance your counterpart speaks of is associated with it. It is imperative we succeed in our quest, or else everything...


...is doomed."

Picard says, "I don't know who you are, or who 'Mr. T' is...but stranger things have happened on this ship and preserving the integrity of life is part of our mandate. Stand down, number one."

Riker does so, but he's still staring holes at Wade.

CharlesX further explains the situation (and further mollifies the Captain, who is impressed), whilst JK introduces the crew.

"This is Space Jawa, Captain.
The BoyBlunder, First Officer
Charlesx, Second Officer and Tactical Officer
Pax, Chief of Security
JKLantern, Science Officer
Oh, and Wade, Wesley Crusher."

Riker thinks this is really funny!

Meanwhile, the boy blunder notices something odd on the viewscreen behind the Klingon. It looks like some kind of robot is lurking behind him!



It's about man sized, and seems to be just hovering behind him as if it's listening in...

JK, charlesX, space Jawa and TBB get an XP. (TBB gets 2)



TBB: examine the surroundings.

Brains, Whisper to Data to get a transport lock on the Imperial Probe Droid, keep it isolated, and to immediately perform a scan on it, particularly for temporal anomalies/tachyon emissions. Much like us, that isn't native to this universe, and could be a sign of something big going wrong.

Star Wars is in the mix too?

Ok, lets get some force powers up in here.

Lemme get my new attribute Jack!

I'm not sure if we're gonna be able to get Star Wars powers yet. I think it's an interdimensional intrusion from another place we might end up, i.e. a symptom of the multiversal collapse we're allegedly trying to avert.

Whatever. I was going to just go for a new attribute either way, but now I can hope for some force abilities or something. Or a plucky robot sidekick.

Attribute: Mr. Data