Ask any math person what 0/0 equals...but their head will explode

Stop dividing by zero, Wade. Do you WANT the universe to end?

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OBSERVE, as I win math.

In scenario A, I have four apples and two friends who want apples. If I divide the apples evenly among the three of us, we each get one and a third apples.

In scenario B, I have zero apples, I'm not hungry, and I have no friends. If I divide the apples evenly among all of the people who want apples, each of those people gets zero apples. 0/0=0. Math over.

But you can't divide by 0! What if you have 5 apples, and 0 people want them...because fruit sucks

Then each person gets zero apples. HOW IS THIS HARD? I have a nametag that says "math wizard"... for a reason.

The statement that fruit sucks just ended the universe.

WAAAAAAADE! WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOOOOO?

But what happens to the apples?!?!

Nobody wanted them. They went out the window. Obviously.

Any of you cats read Pants Are Overrated? There's a nice homage to Calvin and Hobbes currently going on.

I saw what Hellboy posted and bookmarked it. The art in particular are spot-on. I'll be keeping an eye on it.

I've been picking cat hair out of my laptop keyboard with a pocket knife for half an hour now. I think my cat was sleeping on my keyboard recently.