Better than...

Attribute: Wesley Crusher

What's a Wesley Windcrusher?

Pretty much the most reviled Star Trek character there is.

Wesley Crusher is a much larger Deus Ex Machina than Data is.

Data's cooler, but Wes is far more powerful.

Also, why is their nothing for me to hit here?

Well, we're gonna need someone to knock the crap outta that probe droid so we can salvage it for parts.

A) It would probably self-destruct.
B) It's on a view screen.

Someone with a high moxie score who didn't sexually harass a crew member should explain to the captain that the Probe is from another dimension.

Honestly, I thought that was going to work. Pretty much any Troi-centric episode involves her getting romanced by *character-of-the-week*.

I will explain to the captain that the anal probe droid is here from a galaxy far far away.

I will ask Captain Picard if he can fill us in with what he knows about the situation from before we showed up (the situation with the Klingons, some mysterious attacks, the missing colony; that kind of thing), with the intention of getting a better idea of what what we're looking at and hopefully giving us some clues about what we need to do in this dimension.

(Schmooze)

In b4 deathstar

I will shout "Freearg!" in the middle of Wade's explanation in order to cover up the word "anal." (Intelligence + Hypersensitivity)

I address the Klingon on the viewscreen and use my smarm to let him know that an enemy probe is behind him, giving him a warning from warrior to warrior! Ka'PLAH!!

2d6 = 6

I wish Bev was here, Troi isn't my type.

Yeah, I never understood how Troi was supposed to be alluring or sexy or whatever. Dr Crusher, on the other hand.... oh yeah. Tasha Yar, too, for that matter. Before she got etten by the goo monster, that is!

The goo monster was something I thought was cool at the time. I mean, it was just doing things for the evulz, not something you see in Star Trek often.