Note: Apocalypse is one of those weird characters that tends to get shafted when translated into a game.

Mr. Sinister is also in that category.

Actually, guy I knew in High School did the exact same sorta thing. "Hey, JK, I used to have this issue where Superman goes to fight Apocalypse and then gets zapped into some blue energy being."

"...Wait, what?"

"Yeah, he totally fights Apocalypse!"

"One of my favorite X-Villains? I mean, I knew he turned into an energy being, but I didn't think that would've been in a cross company crossover like that..."

Pochy only got two tries, and Sinny-Pooh one.

Let's talk about Spider-Man...

Where does a spider spin its webs from?

Shouldn't that be where Spider-Man spins his biological webs from?

I DEMAND VERISIMILITUDE IN MY MOVIES!

Hello, Spidey. YOU GET NO SUPER SENSES!

I remember I was thrilled when Sinister came out, because I was able to actually get a Black Suited Spidey, one of my favorite variants on the Spidey costume. Didn't get the Scarlet Spider (my other favorite), but I suppose you can't win 'em all.

Bah now you're stealing Peter David's jokes! Who is posting for JackAssterton?

Oh, foo on Peter David. That's been a funny mental image since they first announced bio webs.

Well, funnily disturbing.

They've used that image in pretty much every parody ever, I think.

I see.

In that case, I'll go with plan C.

You should go more high-tech

So, anyone gonna try to steal the 1138 spot?

I earned it!

Here's the spoils of victory.

See when I think of kitty pryde I always think of that scene in Indians Jones where that guy was running around ripping peoples hearts out