Yes, I am the most logical choice to drive the ship!

Huh, what do you know. Wade doesn't want to head for the crew quarters and see if there are any Klingon females on the ship for him to try to preach the values of communism to or something like that.

I suppose I'll take small victories where I can find them.

Dude, do you know how many women he can impress if he's driving a Klingon Bird of Prey? It's a friggin' space ship! No brainer, man! No brainer!

Space Jawa is just jealous cause I have a car and he doesn't

A Turtlewagon and shortly a Klingon Bird of Prey! You're gonna have on helluva collection of Pimp Wagons by the time we're through!

And a terrible record with women to go with it.

Who needs a good record when you've got a flying death pimpmobile?

I'll go to the crew quarters.

And I'll use my new attribute, to figure out what the hell it is.

Force equals mass times acceleration basic physics. Newtons law of motion.

2nd Law, yes, we've mentioned that. I think what TBB meant is he wants to figure out what he can DO with the Force.

He can figure out rather simple phsyics equations...

Maybe I can move at superspeeds, and gain mass?

Wouldn't the mass slow you down?

Alright, so as it is, we have the following:


Captain Jawa & Ensign Wilson: Bridge

Lt. Commander JKLantern & Lt. PaxZRake: Engine Room

Commander BoyBlunder: Crew Quarters


Lt. Commander charlesx, you up for teaming up with BoyBlunder to visit the crew quarters?

(Yeah, threw ranks in there. They don't really mean anything, I just thought it would be fun to do at least once and it felt kind of right between our current location and the crew positions that were said to Picard.)

The closer to the speed of light you get, the more mass you gain, right?