Something like that. I'm not a physicist by trade, so I'm a little fuzzier on the more advanced things, but this is what I've repeatedly heard.

EDIT: This is why Einstein theorized it is impossible to go faster than the speed of light. It takes greater amounts of energy to accelerate you as you go faster/gain mass, and by the time you are approaching the speed of light, there is not enough energy in the universe to accelerate you beyond that.

As a free action, can I grow a beard of command?

Not really. I think that the sooner we go to the bridge and tap into the onboard computer, the better chance we'll have of getting some information. Going down to the engine room could be a trap. I want to be where I can scan for life forms and find out whether we have any unfriendlies left aboard the ship.

I'm with Jawa and Wilson.

Well, if it's alright with you, then, I'm going to instead plan to follow Boyblunder to the Crew Quarters and trust you to keep an eye on Wilson. I'd rather not have anyone wandering around by themselves at the moment, just to be on the safe side.

So instead, we have:

Captain Jawa & Commander BoyBlunder: Crew Quarters

Lt. Commander JKLantern & Lt. PaxZRake: Engine Room

Lt. Commander charlesx & Ensign Wilson: Bridge

Anyone opposed to this?

Sounds like a strong plan to me.

Now let's see how Jack finagles it so we all end up in the same place

Ok, so

Captain Jawa & Commander BoyBlunder: Crew Quarters (Jawa's buying an attribute, Blunder is trying to figure out how his works)

Lt. Commander JKLantern & Lt. PaxZRake: Engine Room

Lt. Commander charlesx & Ensign Wilson: Bridge

That about right?

Yeah, I think so.

Yeah, more or less a transition scene. Which means that something will jump out and eat us.

All righty.

Jawa shimmies, shakes and a small gun appears in his hand! It seems to have two settings, but they're just marked 1 and 2. Blunder tries to figure out the piece of paper, but pondering alone doesn't seem to help! Maybe if there was something to use it on...

Jawa and Boy Blunder appear in the Crew Quarters. Unfortunately, the Klingons lie dead, and are resting in pieces. It looks as if they've been hacked to bits by some kind of energy weapon!

You hear a low-pitched hissing sound from further into the Quarters, as if someone's breathing from a diving tank...

Lantern and Pax rush to the Engine Room, to find that it's a smoldering mess! In fact, if the engine doesn't get fixed relatively soon, this entire ship may explode! A group of men in white suits are also there, admiring their handiwork. Then they admire you. By lifting their guns.

"Halt! In the name of the Empire!"

Gulp.

CharlesX and Wade make their way to the bridge just in time to see that droid take out the Klingon Captain with a well-aimed blaster bolt. The droid sees Wade and flips out. Apparantly it's programmed to Kill All Klingons or something, because it's firing!

I cannot wait to get my Trek Attribute. Stun and Kill Jawa, Stun and Kill!

Also, it should be a rule that I still succeed at killing the Storm Troopers on a Critical Miss and that they can only hit me on a Crit hit. Because Stormies are pathetic.

How many Storm Troopers am I looking at Jack?

I'm kind of jealous that I'm not fighting Vader. Stormies are nothin'.

Granted, I did get to solo Shredder, so that is cooler.

'Bout 10 or so.

So I kill 5 by myself, Wingnut and Screwloose take out 3, and 2 manage to get killed in the crossfire.

Makes sense

I leap forward into the bridge and try to get the Klingon captain's holstered disruptor so that I can fry me some blaster-wielding killer droid.

Do I need to make a roll, Jack?