Can I use CharlesX as a human shield?

Too late. I already jumped out of the way, hoping that the droid will be distracted by coming after you while I lunge for the Klingon captain's disruptor.

Tuck and roll, Wade. Tuck and roll!!!

Wait, I still have that cup!

I'm going to do something crazy and try to talk to Vader.

"Darth Vader, you may not know who I am, but I know very well who you are. Where I come from, you're the main character in an epic saga detailing your fall to the Dark Side and your eventual redemption. The last part I'm guessing hasn't happened yet.

I want to warn you that what you and your men are doing right now is a big mistake. Your prescience in this universe is a big mistake. There is a man who goes by the name of Mr. T that is messing with reality. I am part of a team that is trying to stop him. And it would be nice if we could do that here without us having to fight each other."

(Schmooze)

Jawa, in what game are you playing where every villain we come up against is NOT working for Mr. T?

Saying we are here to stop Mr. T is just about the quickest way to get this thing going.

Before Space Jawa talks to Darth and steals my dramatic thunder, I'll say "I know you're there Darth. I can sense your presence. Reveal yourself." (Schmooze + Hypersensitivity)

I'll also ready my piece of paper, and raise my flyswatter, hoping it's one of these.

Fire the Nunchucks, try to convince Stormies that the Nun is, if not Emperor Palpatine, at least a worthy Dark Lord of the Sith.

Failing that, the Nun can beat the #### out of em anyway.

I'm going to hedge my bets on Darth's good side not being so dead right now as to risk the destruction of reality and maybe "allow" us to thwart whatever plans the Empire has for Mr. T's reality thingy.

What does the gun look like?

http://www.roddenberry.com/props/pro...-prop-kit.html

Probably looks like that.

Only two settings, probably more like this. But same principle.

I figured it would be a TNG Phaser as opposed to a TOS Phaser

So should I just tuck and roll and should I try to get turtle help?

Normally, so would I, but two settings, y'know?

Or maybe it's the TNG Phaser for Kids who can't count good.

"So, how many little dots means knock out, and how many mean disintegrate? Y'know what? Hell with it! MAX POWER!"

Alright...

"I'm going to savagely murder as many Storm Troopers as possible whilst Attribute: Practicing Karate in Inappropriate Places (I wish I didn't have to type that every time, gotta find a way to shorten it) and Attribute: Fruit to get my boys to help with the slaughter. If I can, I'd like to tear off some limbs and beat Stormies with other Stormies limbs. I mean, I want to be bather in their blood, I want my metal armor to need a good cleaning, and I don't want to clean it, because I want it to strike fear in as many enemies as possible. I want my visage to show anyone I cross that I BATHE IN BLOOD!" (Body)

And if it all possible I would like to cleanly murder one of the Stormies so I can steal his armor. You never know when other armor will come in handy.

Wonder if I can fix the engine with a couple of their blaster rifles? Hey, it worked in Battletech: Far Country.

Did they ever use settings besides Vaporize and Stun aside from times when they had to modulate settings against Borg shields?