Whatever, son.

If a person refuses to follow the directions for that piece, they are cheating and therefore forfiet

Vlad's dad?

That's actually been rumored for many years now.

His nickname among the con volunteer's is "Harpua's son" (or "Son of Harpua" if you're into the whole Thor thing). I see no reason to keep a lid on that. Feel free to spread that around.

I have an 11 month old. You should still be months away from brown

Also, DO NOT FEED THE KID PEAS. The smell.... MY GOD THE SMELL.

It's funny and not funny at the same time. But don't worry, I would DQ you for bringing figures with poo on them to the event.

Really, it's just a matter of we think that Vlad is the only son that Harpua would be allowed to be around by law

Could we lick our figures to force a disqualification? Lol