Worst Bluffer Ever

The way Wheaty tells it, god has at least 4 tells.

Worst. Episode. Ever.

Simpsons movie, best movie ever

Wheaty liked it.

Best Song Ever, (ok so maybe that's stretching it, but it was pretty good)

That was in my signature once,

This is the song that never ends.
Yes it goes on and on my friends.
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll just keep on singing it forever just because
(Repeat)

Lamb chops are good and good for you.

karate chop

With karate I'll kick your ###
from here to right over there

I will not eat them here or there
I will not eat them anywhere
I do not like green eggs and ham
I do not like them Sam I Am

Dr. Seuss

Not a real Doctor, but was a real Seuss...whatever that means...

One fish, two fish
Ima kick you, doofus!

GGGGGOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

Let's keep it capitalized for effect

soccer

It's a sport!

Your socks go on your feet.