You should sneak into thier houses and delete all the porn on their computers. That'd show them?

Bud, we're talking about Warmachine players, remember? They -- wait, what?

You should show up with your wife and flaunt her around like arm candy!!!! that will show them!!!!

Wade, we're talking about Warmachine players, remember? They're immune to real women's breasts. They grew those moobs so they can stare at a mirror and pleasure themselves in between marathon sessions of painting Cygnar miniatures.

You should sneak into their houses and steal all the lids to their paint! THAT will show 'em!

And then pee in it!

You should yell Spike mad, Spike SMASH! then flip over all the tables they are using at your venue

You should turn the other cheek, and offer to buy them a sports bra. Not really. You should bring a mini-blow torch and melt all of their figures.

And pee on them!

then light them on fire!

Then pee on them?

Somebody has a bladder control problem...

JKLantern wears Depends?

You did it wrong should be "JKLantern wears Diapers?" Inwhich he responds "It Depends!"

And then pee on them!