This ain't no Alice!

THAT'S your sexy look?

Might want to manscape a bit, bro. I like it SMOOTH.

Manscaping is for single guys. I'm married now.

I thought it was to make your wang look bigger!

It looks bigger right, Suga?

There's nothing that'll help you in that department, Bud.

Wow, is it getting deep in here. Just wow.

Get your hip boots and wade in, boss.

Manscaping makes me think of the episode of Family Guy where Quagmire asks is this looks like a Q

How about now?

Today is a glorious day!

Today is a dark and gloomy day where you just want to curl up into bed and just not leave it :-/

They have medication for those days!

I got up at 1:30, so... MAYBE! Honestly I haven't really checked the weather yet.

Actually, dang. It looks kind of nice out. I assume it's still chilly, but it's really sunny here.

I can't imagine sleeping that late unless you work second shift or third shift and don't sleep much. I get upset when I sleep until 10 AM. It feels like the day is wasted when I sleep that much and then it's hard for me to fall asleep the next night.