Granted, and in knowing what to wish you realize that I should have complete control of Dr. Dooms devices and powers. I soon take over the world and call the whole planet New Latveria.



I wish that New Latveria was'nt at war with the Shiar Empire because Gladiator's a real pain in the butt.

Wish granted. You actually remembered a previous wish. Unfortunately, you're not interested in that butterfly anymore.

I wish Todd McFaralane would allow a reasonably costed Spawn clix figure to be made.

Wish granted. Unfortunately for you, New Latveria lost the war, and is now the New Capitol of the Shi'ar Empire.

I wish WizKids would make some more new maps.

Wish granted.

Unfortunately they are all quarter segments of the quarter segments that are Universe maps.

I wish that my wish will not corrupt.

Granted your wish is not corrupt but you are and it creates a black hole that only inhales gerbils.

I wish I would've gone bowling with those Oompa Loompas

Wish Granted. They beat the pants off of you, and while you're pantsless in a bowling alley, they cram fizzy lifting drinks where the sun don't shine.

I wish there was something we could do about mildew.

wish granted

The human race now survives only on mildew.

I wish bill gates and microsoft never existed.

Computers never become accessible and cheap and mac users, who are either freaks or rich, lord it over the "unwashed masses"
Then a Bill Gates appears from an alternate universe where he was impoverished and pops a cap in your ### too

I wish people understood how the economy really works and made decisions based on their real best interests not on what some media star tells them it is. (WOW! I have never seen a genie melt before!)

I wish there was a three lane highway to Papua New Guinea from Chicago

Wish granted. Unfortunately, all two lanes are closed for construction and maintenance, and the third lane is closed while police try to resolve a 14 car pile-up caused by a chicken with a road-traversing fixation.

I wish that someone would trade me an LE Rupert.

Wish granted

Unfortinatly they also mail you anthrax with it and you die a horribly death.

I wish bill gates would stop killing me.

Wish granted: Bill Gates finishes you off.

I wish I had a better job.

Wish Granted

Unfornatily your house burns down, all your close friends and relatives died and your dog runs away. ALl you have left is the better job.

I wish bill gates was dead. (Gee, am I obsessed with bill gates?)

Wish granted. I just killed him.

I wish Supergoblin would stop making wishes about Bill Gates.

Wish granted

I wish that richard simons becomes the president of the United states.

Wish granted. The backfire pretty much takes care of itself on that one.

I wish that something horrible would happen to me.