I think VGA beat ya to this one

Yeah, well I'm the lovable Rules Drunk!




*hic!*

Bah, that guy isn't a Rules Outlaw. He's too busy running the tables with double-sixes to be bogged down with rules!

I would have GroovyBoy or Drunky on that one. Who knew?

I said lovable.








j/k

Can i be the Rules... ah #### there's gotta be something. Can i be the Mayor. I already have a giant hamburger head.

Sorry, only cheeseburgers can be Mayor.

I'll be rules burglar! No no no! Rules rustler! Yeah! I'll rob the rules train when it comes a rollin' thru too.

...Meanwhile, Back at the Legion of Doom

MUNCHOBOY WANTS PANTS TOO!

Nobody's volunteering to be the Rules Vigilante?

How about a Rules Mercenary? I'll take that one.

That would be AWESOME!

I can see it now. There's a group of relatively new players, and an evil judge who is just scheming for the prizes. His friend (in on it, of course) is about to carry a Battle-Furied Logan next to some poor dupes Batman, and then immediately attack!

* PHAMMO *

A smoke grenade hurls through the storefront window. In swoops the RULES VIGILANTE! He pins the judge down with his nightstick, and makes him recite the proper rules and what he did wrong.

* PHLASHBANG *

And he's off again, looking for more injustices to right.


I can't wait to meet him. My trusty gang of Rules Outlaws will break him in two!

I claim Rule Tsar

I'm just part of the rules Lynch Mob!!!

Lot's of openings left...apply within