No skill points here. Proper slacking is an art form.

How hot is the local chief's daughter, and how receptive is she to the advances of Starfleet lieutenants?

Keep in mind that this is background material for a book I'm writing called "The Tale of the Hot Chief's Daughter and the Starflees Lieutenant" and has no bearing on how many points I'm willing to spend to save her from a watery grave.

She looks like a young Angie Dickinson. (Go to 7:40 on this CLIP.)

I'll use 1 skill point. Which for a non-death challenge I consider a lot! (well, it's non-death for me)

MUNCHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Clearly, I've been the victim of some sort of Kree conspiracy.

It is odd that the Kree would show so much interest in oppressing me, what with me not being a Skrull. It just goes to show that the Skrulls clearly hold the moral high ground in this unprecedented display of aggression by the morally bankrupt Kree.

As for the torpedo, I'll spend 4 points on my ability to crawl.

Just waiting on Munchoboy to complete this round. Deadline is still Tuesday, though.

I will spend 2 Skill Points in the hopes of averting disaster (and DEATH!).

Wow--an deluge of success this time. Munchoboy stops the Klingons, archaon02 saves his ship by disarming the torpedo (and is promoted to Lt.), BigDaddyHub defeats his evil twin, Jack saves the purty girl and DarkCorsair staves off slugfish-induced insanity.



Can your collective success continue?


Munchoboy 8/6

USS LAGRANGE—(Science Ship)

An Admiral is paying a last-minute visit to the ship and you are assigned to the honor guard. That doesn’t give you much time to get that grape juice stain out of the front of your dress uniform!

65%
SP: 5%


archaon02 6/10

STARBASE 23

You are assigned to plan out the dinner menu for a multi-species scientific conference. Dietary dos and don’ts are varied and complicated, so care must be taken in choosing what to serve.

65%
SP: 10%


Curbludgeon 8/11

THE GUARDIAN OF FOREVER

While doing a tour with a research team on the Guardian’s planet, a traveler from the future tells you that you’ll one day save Earth from destruction—but only if you go back in time to stop a madman from killing your grandfather and preventing your birth!!

50%
SP: 5%
DEATH


BigDaddyHub 7/12

USS CONSTITUTION—(Heavy Cruiser)

You’re doing a stint at the Navigation station when orders come through to lay in a complicated course through a crowded star cluster. Get the ship lost instead and you’ll definitely get a black mark on your record!

60%
SP: 10%


Richard of Pony 7/9

USS ARES—(Destroyer)

You attend on training session on how to install an improved proximity detonator on the photon torpedoes. Take careful notes—there’ll be a test afterwards.

70%
SP: 5%


JackAssterson 8/10

USS DOPPLER—(Transport/Tug)

You discover an anti-matter bomb placed aboard the cargo pod!!!! You have mere seconds to defuse it!!

55%
SP: 10%
DEATH

DarkCorsair 4/11

STARBASE 2

You are to assist the science officer in analyzing mineral samples just shipped in from a newly-discovered planet. Demonstrating a little insight and skill at this task will earn you some brownie points.

60%
SP: 10%


The Deadline will still be Tuesday.

I'll spend 1 skill point and apply my new Slugfish tastebuds to analyzing these delicious mineral samples!

I will forgo spending any skill points this time around, and hope, should the Admiral notices, that I can pass off the grape juice stain as Klingon blood from my most recent "diplomatic" encounter.

Crowded star cluster? That sounds delicious...I will expend 1 skill point in this endeavor and hope we don't get lost.

By the way, USS Constitution? How cool is that!!! It's a real class ship! (and if you get that you are as big a nerd as me.)

USS ARES—(Destroyer)

You attend on training session on how to install an improved proximity detonator on the photon torpedoes. Take careful notes—there’ll be a test afterwards.

70%
SP: 5%

Hmm... Can a Skrull learn about war on a ship named after the human god of war, I wonder?!?!
I shall spend no points.