While sad to see him go night one, I had to rep him for that. Too funny!

Vasoline covered man with a boner = Burt Reynolds in that Demi Moore stripper movie?

And yes, what a weird writeup.

Striptease! Couldn't remember the name of that movie.

Maybe... I only saw half that movie. Lost interest after a while, which is quite impressive for a film with a lot of naked women in it...

The second part of the writeup makes me think "Pax as a cult leader", by the way. The question is: Is it Pax the player or Pax the role, played by someone else?

I'm insulted that you think I would play Gears of War.

Pax being the drunk man? Or Pax being the robed man? Also, how exactly does a cult work in these games? Is it like a second mafia that has to recruit?

For robed man, and with the SL being Rorschach, I think of the robed man as being The Comedian. Of course, there could probably be tons of possiblities for the robed man.

I was thinking greased up dead guy myself(back to work for me)

Honestly I don't know exactly what Gears of War is - not a big player of video/computer games. The writeup just made me think of your Video Games mafia...

Or, if that is me that Aegon would think that?

Also, I've tried to avoid Roast Beef sandwiches ever since the Arby's incident...

I can't decide if I'm flattered by Quebbs' mental image of me or not.

You should at least be flattered that you were the first one I thought of.

But you think I'm a Roast Beef eating Drunk who does nothing but play video games.

And that I own an XBox, which I don't. I might in the future, but I currently do not.

I still can't decide between an XBox and a PS3.

Go PS3. Trust me, I've played both at my friend's house and the difference is astounding. PS3 puts Xbox to shame

That's overgeneralization. Something like this would probably be closer to the truth: