Heck, it's a German garden gnome.
Evil spirits are part of the manufacturing process.

In his defense, that was waiting to happen. I and (I forget who) did everything we could to prevent it. Someone kept putting that stuff back on that flimsy ### table.

Someone set up Kedryn the bomb.

Note that Thawmus means Charlie as in MSU.

Charles as in me would never lay wanton hands on Thawmus' pristine pearl snaps, never ever ever.

(As to how to tell MSU and me apart, he is the fair-skinned one and I am the good-looking one who does NOT get the rest of the group hopelessly lost in downtown Philly while trying to guide them to the night club. So there it is and there you have it.)

This has been a mafia public service announcement.

Well, there I have to agree with you. Keds does have that Bruce Banner look to him. When that bomb went off there was gamma radiation and broken dinnerware all over the darned place.

Uh-huh....



What's your left hand doin', Charles????


WHAT IS YOUR LEFT HAND DOING???

I THINK MY RIGHT BUTT CHEEK MIGHT KNOW!!!

lol awesome. Id say he is trying to mess with your pristine pearl snaps haha.

I have a nice pearl snap shirt like that myself though haha.

If they were allowed at work, all of my shirts would be pearl snaps.

That would be me.

1) Whatever my left hand was doing, it was nowhere near your pristine pearl snaps.

2) "Thanks" for posting a photo that reminds me of an extremely painful memory. Mal bit my thumb off seconds after that pic was taken. To this day, I am not used to having nine fingers on my two hands. I have been considering a prosthetic thumb, but the therapy bills alone are killing me.

3) Who am I? I am Spider-Man.

I have quite a few pearl snap shirts. After all I am a country city boy. I wear them to the barn a lot and when I go out on the town haha.

Who was it that kept putting the stuff back? Was it the staff?

Yeah he does look ready to chomp that thumb right off doesn't he.

Ready to chomp??? Dude frickin BIT OFF MY THUMB, dammit!!!!

And you wonder why Mal and I have a standing rivalry in mafia games??

He tasks me. He tasks me, and I shall have him! I'll chase him round the Moons of Nibia, and round the Antares Maelstrom, and round perdition's flames before I give him up!

Okay, that is awesome (and it would be displayed proudly in any yard that I called my own), but there are some far more horrifying and totally NSFWG (not safe for work gnomes) elsewhere on that site. Seriously. You've been warned. You're not going to be able to un-see what you find on the other end of that link.