Night 4: JUST GET OUT OF HERE YOU STUPID DUMB ANIMAL!


The hairy creature was hungry for blood. This whole time he never got to do any killing until now. He decided that he’d feast on what he assumed would be the person of least concern to everyone else, the one who seemed the least likely to ruffle people’s feathers if he was dead. Maybe then it’d be just fine.

The problem was, it didn’t matter who he ate. The man with the weapons had been following him all night. The creature had just started to slice his target open when he arrived with a gun in each hand.

“Only I get to kill the @$$holes around here!”

The bullets flew, nailing the creature all over his body (and the already dying victim’s body too, but the man knew he was a lost cause). The man pulled out his combat knife and sliced off a paw, then brought the paw to town square where everyone was gathered already.

“What the hell is that?” someone said when they saw what he was carrying.

“It’s our new good luck charm.”


Grinner is dead! He was Clickbait Colby, a combination of Austin Van Der Sleet from M.O.D.O.K. and Mr. Krabs from SpongeBob SquarePants (Neutral)!

More importantly…

Viciousbuddha is dead! He was Bentley the Big Brutal Badger, a combination of Beast from Beauty and the Beast and Bear-y the Bear from South Park’s Woodland Critter Christmas (Mafia)!



The town wins! Specifically…

ManaCKHerondale has won! She was Curtis Dukes, Resident Cranky Old Guy, a combination of Eustace Bagge from Courage the Cowardly Dog and Mr. Crocker from Fairly Oddparents (Town)!

Wade Wilson has won! He was Murdery Murray, a combination of Jack from Samurai Jack and Sterling Archer from Archer (Town)!

Silver Lantern has won! He was Skulligan, Controller of Souls, a combination of Elder Gutknecht from Corpse Bride and Grim from Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy (Town)!


Congrats to the town, and dude, extra congrats to the still undefeated ManaCKHerondale!!

Nooooooo!

Congrats to the winners!
Thanks for the game!

Oh well, we tried

Thank you! And congratulations on a good game everyone else!

I’m actually surprised that I survived until the end. Although apparently Johanna was basically the only reason the mafia didn’t kill me off. And DB you and I need to have words about putting Johanna in the mafia without me. (I am not actually mad. Johanna just said to blame you when I complained at them after we killed them).

Hey, at least you didn’t get copped night one this time.

It was a nice change of pace!

Three townies to pick from and you kill the neutral

Damn, I really didn’t think he’d go for you Grinner, or I would have contemplated doctoring you as a thanks for voting with the town. I guess it was payback? Though with a vig around, your hands were tied IMO. It would have been dumb to not vote with the town. Also, I have no idea why the mafia didn’t try to get you to side with them Grinner. I would have. They had a RB I think which could stop Wades kill, and without you Town could not get majority. I even spelled it out last phase.

Btw, I didn’t even check the thread or Realms until the day I posted so I missed actions N1 and N2. I was the doctor. Congrats to the other winners, but we really owe the win to Grinner IMO.

I was also surprised that you guys killed Rokk over the Vig or the Cop, especially after he admitted he was MIA. In fact that apology seemed kinda scummy to me. As if almost an apology for having to vote for his own team mate and not being around the pro boards. And yes, I realize I was wrong Rokk.

Thanks for the game Destro. Btw, do you allow Mafia or SKs to get double kills upon being doubled? I was curious after the double Vig hit.

I was surprised by that too. I thought for sure he was going for one of the townies.

Totally thought I was going to be a goner last night tbh

I doctored you last night Wade. You were definitely not the one who was going to die, unless they had an undoctorable kill, but it seemed like a fairly vanilla powers game for that.

We thought about but decided they were either being protected or watched. We didn't want to risk it.

Basically the same theory about grinner. I knew he would be in the clear for the kill

Well wasn't expecting to double the vig, have the vig make two kills, and then I got killed by the scum lol... well maybe I was expecting that last part.