Is it still attached?

And from the makers of JCVH...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0342510/

Actually I think I passed it. They think it was a kidney stone but the CAT scan wasn't conclusive. Not sure what the heck else it could have been. Seriously thought I was gonna die. That is some painful stuff.

Did you bring us back any souvenirs?

Gonna have to check my schedule, but yeah, we'll have to watch that one.

Glad you're okay buddy.


You know, on account of the fact that you're good people and all.

I've heard from a couple of close friends that it hurts like a #####, alright. :speechles
Glad to hear that you're still kicking.

Yeah, I heard it hurts a lot too.

Does that mean that your peen is out of commission?

Ever have one of those days where you wish your fists were dipped into razorblades so you could punch the world?

It's rhetorical, don't answer.

I figured it would be the peeing that hurt the most. Not so much, I'll tell you that. I almost passed out twice driving home from work yesterday. Threw up in the hospital lobby. Luckily there was already a pile of puke there so I just aimed for that one so as to keep the janitor from having to clean up two piles (more proof that I am good people).

The dad, on the other hand, was a freaking nightmare, wouldn't listen to me and the cops became involved. Lucky for him he had left and I got to deal with that end after all my tests were done! Started walking home afterwards and told him to come find me.

Bud: Yeow! That's not something I've gone through as yet. Like childbirth, it's something I'm willing to give all deference to those who have gone through it; I've no desire to experience it firsthand.

I'm glad you've made it to the good side of the experience.

I've experience that pain. It can be debilitating. For lesser men, that is.

But those stretch marks are what really bother you...

Glad to hear you're doing better. I've never broken anything or had kidney stones so the worst pain I've ever really felt was gout in my left foot a few years back. I do what I can to stay away from eating red meat as a result.

I must have this.
Those things are nasty; hope you're feeling better now that it's gone.

Yes, all the ti--Oh, nevermind.



Also, Spike1138 is good people.