On another note, I got you a card Budpalmer...

http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards...6ac0c4123b.png

It hurt too much to roll around! I stood in the lobby and laid down on a gurney by the nurses station until the exam room was open where they just wheeled me in.

BudPalmer, in pain, on a gurney, makes me VERY excited.

You know what'll fix that? Think about me puking a big old pile of noodles onto a pre-existing pile of puke!

I thought about it, and now you can add my lunch to your pile...
WHERE'S MY VOMITING SMILEY?!?

You'd be surprised the fetishes I'm into...

You did marry a dancer.

Was that the first one you had ever had, Bud?

To the best of my knowledge. If I had others they didn't hurt like that. Not even close!

Oh man. I loved the Macho Man. OOOOOOHHHHHHH YEAH!!!

Well, as a man who has had dozens of them, I hope for your sake that it's the only one you ever get. They're not fun. Did you pass it yet?

Note to self: Buy kidneys a thank you card.

It didn't show in the cat scan so I can only assume.

Well, I was just going to assure you that the voyage out of the body is nowhere near as painful as the voyage through the body. It's the equivelant to ripping off a band aid. It hurts for a split second and then it's over (at least in my own experience.) However, if it's out, you're done with it, and I will just continue to hope that you don't have to go through something like that again.

They don't make many kidney stone cards