I've never gotten any

Although I do like the one that was posted earlier in the thread. I can relate.

Is JKLantern still around? I never see his posts anymore.

He posts sporadically. He disappears when school starts usually.

He has been gone for about 6 months now :-/ sort of left without saying anything...

I hear he was attacked by dingos while wearing his bacon pants. He survived but you can't call it living.

How in the world were dingoes able to see him? Doesn't he look like a pushbroom? He stands perfectly still, you'd never know he was there! It's too bad he's not around here that often.

Um, he was wearing BACON PANTS!!!! You can't stop smelling like delicious bacon while you're wearing them. You're just a bacon-wrapped toothpick.

You're not even trying.

Pfft! They were probably vegan dingoes. Kinda like when you see albino versions of gorillas, only vegan dingoes are rarer.

I suspect you've been drinking.

Damn it, Bud! How do you know these things!?

Holy Crow, I remember the bacon pants joke from YEARS ago! Ah, memories.

*ahem* AMERICA. that is all.

#### Yeah!

I don't even...

He is referencing how awesome Steve Rodgers is by using the theam to Team America.