It was a game that my friends and I played when we were teenagers, and I always thought it was hillarious because a lot of them sounded so funny or like they could actually be the names of the stars of soap operas or "Adult Cinema."

Here is how it works for those who don't know.

You take your Pet's name and then follow it with the name of the street you live on.

For instance:

My middle name is Benjamin and I live on Castle Street.
Therefore my Porn name is...Phoenix Castle. (Klyde Castle if I used my other cat. Molly Castle if I used my dog. None of them sound too pornish)

The formula for Soap Opera name is similar. It is your Middle name + the street you live on. That would make my soap opera name: Benjamin Castle


What are your Porn/Soap Opera Names?

(Ladies please play too. Yours are the funniest!)

Apfel Byrd?

Nope, doesn't work.

My middle name is my mother's last name before she married.

I would be...

Rae Tower

I thought that was supposed to be for your Soap Opera Name...

I thought it was supposed to be your drag name?

Now that I've set everyone straight, I can edit my post!

Porn Name: Leggs Andover.
Soap Opera Name : Providence
I don't have a middle name (because I'm a Junior)

How weird is it that I just had this discussion at work yesterday?

That would be it, yeah.

Mine's Blaze Evergreen.

Sneakers Byrd?

Somewhat better. Still terrible though.

Middle Name and current street (ie: Soap Opera Name) = David Norham
Pet and street I grew up on (ie: Porn Name) = Basil Scotia

Porn Star: Rex Randolph

Soap Opera Star: Larson Randolph

How appropriate for both . . . porn stars love alliteration and Larson Randolph sounds unbelievable enough to be a Soap Name.

I change the Original post to now make this the Porn Star AND Soap Opera name game. You guys are right about the formulas by the way. Thanks for helping.

Identity Theft Name:

Take your social security number, add 1 to it, and put it between your last and first names. It sounds even better if you add your mother's maiden name right after it...

Ha, ha!

Well, according to the corrections, that would be your Soap Opera Name.

Your Porn name would be: Goldie Tower

No need to thank, being able to tell you you're wrong is reward enough!

For Pron: King Wood
King is the first pet that was mine - as opposed to family. He was a Caribbean Anole. The alternative would be the first hamster I owned - Snowball - but that puts me in the wrong branch of pron

For Soap Opera, I am using the street I last lived on (current is Crescent): William Lambe

Now that I look at it William Lambe seems to be a variation on Billy Goat - explains my surefootedness and my goatee!