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(and don't forget to read the RULES! )

So...

Do I get to do the opening voiceover because I'm the first poster?

Checking in! I am very excite.

Ok, ok, so there's these three guys going to a Star Trek convention. The first guy has point ears, he says "I'm Spock." The second guy has a Scottish accent, he says "I'm Scotty."

Not the third guy, the third guy is dressed up like a tree. The guy at the door says, "Hold on, this is a Star Trek convention, what are you supposed to be."

The guy says, "I'm the Captain's Log."

HA HA HA HA HA!

You're a beautiful bunch of people, here in the present. Not like those bozos in the past. Buncha grunting cavemen struggling to discover fire over there. Amirite? Amirite?

And the future, please. Let me tell you about the future. Kids wearing their pockets inside out, everything looks like an iPod. Damn Wall-E refugees can't even get outta their little chairs.

No, folks, the present's where it's at. Hell, take Dickens. The past gets the little candle freak and the future gets the Grim Reaper or some kinda Muppet. Us? We get Sandy Claws, ladies and Gents, and even though that Want and Ignorance thing is kinda creepy, we still win this round when it's all said and done.

An in-thread reminder of the current list of cool people:

FurbyFrank
CharlesX
JackAssterson
Truffle Shuffle
K-ness
zyxba
ben138
loganspeedo
carltmc

By the way, I'm pronouncing myself President and Sultan Most High of the Present. I trust there are no objections?

I take your silence as universal acclaim. Excellent!

DECREE THE FIRSTE: The term "WikusA" now means "awesome Mafia player".

DECREE THE SECONDE: All Pennies found faceup shall be considered lucky and treasured as such.

DECREE THE THIRDE: All platypi are to be rounded up and convinced to join a species that makes some damn sense.

DECREE THE FORTHE: All beings in the past and future are required to wear bibs with funny slogans on them. Yes, we have the means to enforce this decree! Don't ask how, great great grandpa!

DECREE THE FIFTHE: Cyberdyne Systems will be downsized, all its jobs sent overseas to someplace where the workers are reeeeally incompetent. Trust me, it's better this way.

DECREE THE SIXTHE: More Calvin and Hobbes. And Far Side. The funnies just aren't the same.

DECREE THE SEVENTHE: Bring back Disney Afternoon already.

DECREE THE EIGHTHE: That also goes for the Muppet Show.

DECREE THE NINTHE: I have claimed the font color black as my own. I hereby lease its use to all other forum members in exchange for acknowledgement of my glory.

DECREE THE TENTHE: The purchase price of vowels will go up 10%. In these hard economic times, such measures are necessary.

I HAVE SPOKEN!

Also, the T-Rex is hereby declared a creature of the present, and shall be used by all of our constituents as a means of day to day transportation and self-defense.

SO LET IT BE WRITTEN!

SO LET IT BE DONE!

I can get behind this.

Also, vote tyro

Wow, just like that