Mmmmmmmmmmm....

I've had this taste in my mouth before...

Which corner? Nevermind, I'll figure it out!

I like the new crib

I gots 99 problems but a pee corner ain't one of them!

I just peed in the crib.

I don't think we're peeing in the corner if Char-Vell can taste it...

Haven13 checking in!

He Hates Us Guys!

Morning!

I have two missions for you.

1) We need to keep aqhoffman from having the 1000th post.

2) I have a work team building exercise to complete. I have to bring with me to a meeting on Tuesday morning a piece of paper with three facts about me: two need to be true, one needs to be false.

Dazzle me, LPC, with false facts. The goal is to inspire my manager to never do something this insipid again.

You have 3.8 cats.

You enjoy correcting people more than anything else you do.

You've been married for 8 years.

You have had an erection for more than 4 hours and did not go to the Doctor.

You lactate out of your left Moob.

You respect your manager even more for this stupid assignment.

You moonlight as an Egyptian caterer.

You have a superfluous third nipple.

You coach basketball at the youth center and rap with the kids about their problems.

Your best friends are all on the internet.

You play with small plastic figurines of superheroes.

You have a tattoo of a man getting a tattoo.

I have been warned numerous times that people find my quoting Lionel Richie lyrics intimidating.

You're smarter than the average bear.

You're average is greater than 3.14

You like pie.