What are some of the funniest quotes you've heard at you're venue while playing? My two favorites are still to this day

"Well we have ourselves a #####-rich enviornment." Battlemaster reffering to a large swarm army

"They've come to peace with their atomization." Bashadams comment as the last of his infantry charged valiantly toward an opposing Malice.

Its funny when my opponent rolls a six when he needs to roll a nine to win the game and then starts rattling off swear words.

Chicako shooting an Stormhammer ATV "All I need to do is not roll..rolls crit miss was that..."

Me engaging "Yami" with "Alpha" in which Alpha was already critically hit by the Shiro. "Well it can't get any worse..." I roll a crit miss on the shot back at the Shiro "Gah?! Can this get any worse?!" "Yami" critically hits again "Dice Gods, what did I do?"

And just some good irony I enjoyed.

Inova Wolf Crit DFAing Shone Roshak, and putting herself at prime. (Pre-AOD)

Well, there is this guy at my venue who has the tendency to hum "Hello, Nipples". I guess it's one of those things which I don't need to have explained, not everything is worth knowing. Also he is known for his loud en somewhat sharp laughs.

When I threw two critical misses in consecutive turns with my Jaguar 'Mech (after that the thing went shutdown and was destroyed by Sylphs), I wasn't too amused. I also uttered a few coarse words to vent my lack of being amused.

Ah yes. The Yami/Alpha battle is indeed one of my favorites. Your face I must admit was priceless. And both of us looking at the dice for two minutes trying to figure out what the dice gods were up to. Oh how they play with us mortals. :p

there were a few sex jokes before this but...

"wtf? shes veteran and hes green?", mad in refernce to Kurt Larson and Ereibe childs (guess you had to be there!)

Haha,

"When a girl T-Fox, and a boy T-Fox love each other very much they make Fenrir Battle Armor."

This was at a Venue in Parker, Colorado sometime last year after the venues own faction wars had concluded.

Battlemaster:"You know if I had married my last girlfriend, she would have had the same name as me had I been a girl."

Player:"So in other words your sister?"

CJF Player: I've used my superior mechs to take out your VTOLs, crushed your tanks and wiped out all but three of your infantry. What are you going to do now, smart***??

Hlighlander Player: Give a fire mission to my artillary section.

The Highlander had 3 Long Toms, 5 Snipers, 4 Padillas and Malcom McPherson.

" 'Twas a fight of the Gentle Giants."

-quote during a match back during the first Addicks campaing where both players were using Paladin Levin, and NOBODY scored a hit the whole game.

Last weekend our Steiner player had brought in his army in a Puffs Tissue Box, and was royally romped. So as he was putting everything back in the box someone commented "And the defeated Stormhammers count their losses and retreat to their Dropship, 'Puffs'"

"Fighting a Steel Wolves faction pure army is like wrestling a girl. You are expected you to win, and when you lose everyone laughs at you." - piller

As much as I resent that comment, it was really freaking funny...

player: "What's the new set called?"

BM: "Annihilation."

player: "And the one after that?"

BM: "Domination."

player: "Do they know what the one after that one is called?"

player 2: "Mutiliation."

lol OMG, we cant put down the stuff that is said at our venue, it would be rated R or AO because the stuff that is said is just wrong.

That's indeed a bit of a problem. Some of the things players say fall more in the "adult" category. Even if you manage to write them down without ###'s appearing after submitting the reply, there is a risk that some of the less reality-resistant people might take offense and report you to the moderators.