You know, I'm tired of these posts on pointless things like "Playability," when more important details such as the Apprentice Conjurer's fashion sense is neglected!


...Is it just me, or does the Apprentice Conjurer resemble Marilyn Monroe from "Some Like it Hot?"

...Why do the Troll Smashers, who protect nature, are "offended when anyone lays harm to a tree," and will basically murder you for damaging a leaf, fight by UPROOTING trees and bonking people with them? (note that there are poor, innocent squirrels on those trees, too)

...Why does "Master Cyrus" look so much like a girl?

...Is General Vale a girl, too?

...Are Deathspeaker Aeradon and Vampire Hunter D long-lost cousins?

...Why do the "TOUGH" Guild Enhancers have no special abilities whatsoever?

...Why the heck is Drakon named Drakon? That's like me naming one of my children, "Hyooman."

...Is it just me, or does the Horned Hunter look EXACTLY like the old "Herne the Hunter" monster In My Pocket from the old 1991 toyline? (ask me for pics)

...Why aren't the orcs funny anymore?

but but but but... im still funny arnt i....

please.. please.....

adn umm jakedenecro made me laugh twice today...

adn the orc warbeast S&M pierceings look kinda funny dont they.

and doesnt khan harrowblade have that 'hey kids get off my lawn' old man look?

yeah i noticed a lot of that b4... especially tha Orcs... they look more deadly and ticked off than they do like they have sticks [or possibly even swords...] up their butts like they used 2...

Yea, they arent cute bright green anymore.

It said somewhere they used already fallen trees.

Already fallen trees are usually rotting or at least dry and brittle and would break easily. I don't have any of the new orcs yet :mad: so I'm not sure why they aren't funny anymore.

On another note, don't many of the new faction symbols look cartoony? I like the leering wolf.

they are plenty funny.... you just need to think on it.

and the already fallen trees are young, supple, and can crack many a skull....


what do you think is the result of the time honored tradition of drinking lots of berry juice and starting a rousing round of Goblin Volunteer tossing...... fallen trees of course.

is it just me, or some of the new faction symbols remind me of battletech clan symbols? :)

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Why can't the War Priestess fight (effectively)? She's a priestess of WAR, dangit!

In a similar note, why does a High Elven Warrior have an attack of 8 and only two damage? Looks as wussy as a Leech Medic to me...

Wasn't the Dwarven Mechanic in Crimson Skies?

Why can anyone equip a Relic (assuming they have the correct attack icon) and have perfect proficiency with it? I mean, the big Drakor can use a dinky rapier like the small Black Thorn - and both would have equal effectiveness with the blade.

Shouldn't Black Thorn be able to equip TWO sword relics?

What will happen if you play a Rebellion Anunub and a 2.0 Anunub? (or Dungeons and 2.0 Black Thorn)?

Shouldn't "Vithzerai" have two different names? (Head 1: I'm Vithzerai. Head 2: No, I'm Vithzerai. Head 1: No, I AM! Head 2: Your name's gonna be mud when I'm through with you!)

khan harrowblade? mean old man? SO TRUE, lmao. dude, you got that analogy square on the head.

i made someone laugh? im so honored. i should write down this day in my calendar. right above the ritual human sacrifice tomorrow.

and how come the *vampiric archer isnt very vampiric?

all i've got to say his that the conjurer apprentice is hot:D

I like how in the new rulebook when describing action tokens they call the horned hunter a stag.
A technical rulebook meets fluff stags!

It was said that the Troll Samshers used the tress felled by thier oppoenent against them.


As to why the Orcs arn't funny anymore, I have no idea but maybe Wizkids thinks more people will use them if they look less funny, they definately did well in the set.

Why don't the orcs go berserk anymore?

That is what really ticks me off. They don't even get big stat boosts when they go Frenzy. I really miss my crazy little orcs who had obviouse dial signifiers to them getting pissed.

And why is everything capturable now!

Oh, and angry old men are scarey.

They're all more capturable now so that your 1.0 figures with Battle Fury and Berserk have become even more powerful.