Due to tha goid-naidchured caire ov tha naitif Croistal Protegdters in tha airea, oI waz easiloi aible ta heel frim that Momma Feastin' Rapta woond oI tookd in moy lasdt aidventcha.

Noiw thadt weer baick on traick, let'z taike ai look fer soime moire naitif Maige-Spaiwn. oI heer ther's a dayp, daruk caive jes fuill of loittle baiboy Woyverns neerboiy.

Tha Woyvan is "E toiny draigon-like creetchur woith a whoippin, stoingin taoil that ois xtroimelee t'rritoirioal. Floies and attaidks oin smaill bainds, usoilly wit' nao maore thain throi two soix Woyvans pa groiup," accoirdan to tha Beasty-airy.

Croikay! Souns Daindgeroos!

Afta thadt encounta wif tha Feastin Raptas, Oi've begoon ta be ai loittle moire cairful wif meself. Thois toime, Oi've desoided ta broing soime halp aloong ta destracdt poissible praidatoors. Oi've hiyad ai Gnool Robba ta scout ahad ta pravent coimplicashuns.

Gnool Roibba, git inta tha caive aind see whaitcha cain foind fer oos.

Now, the Gnool Roibba's ahr "E goald-craizd broieed af Gnoill oiftan fouond en desat dundgeoons an daesertd tempils. Valyoos goild an tresha moir then foid oir ther owen pitoifil loifs." Thar's no endt to tha knoiwladj in tha Beasty-airy! Croikey!

*grunt*

Crikey! Seemz loike hi's faiound somedthin intrestin! Letz halva lookit......

Woiaow! Oit wood appea woi've stambulled accrost a rair monsta indade! Oit's a lil baiboy Shyoft. The Shyoft ahr a raise af unpredaictabul monstas, hoo haf tha aboilita to commoinicait an cointroil Maige-Spon.

Gnool Roibba, git eh hoild uf thois beeyootafool spasimen so wee kin git a betta lookatit.

*grunt*
*2 seconds of hypnotic glare from Shyft. Gnoll Robber turns on Mage-Spawn Harasser*

Croikey, tha buggas toirned an oos! Luckly, oI stoill haf thatd stoick fram eahliar.

*poke, poke, poke, poke, poke*
*Baby Shyft and Gnoll Robber are impaled on stick. The world is a better place now*

Whew! Thatd wos a cloise un. Weed bast be heddin foirther dawn tha caive............

TO BE CONTINUED

This is terrible. I hate everyone who encouraged me to make more of these. Unless anyone likes this, I'm not bothering to continue it.

I like it you should do more.

:aquatic:

I find it funny. But you can understand the real crock hunter a little better

this is especially funny because i can see you doing this in real life Parasite :p

This is like an accident on the freeway... you don't want to look, but you can't help it :O)

Keep going...LOL! I'm glad to see there's some humor around these parts:D

Wyvern

I have another one up in General Discussion, titled "Crikey! Weer Huntin Feastin' Raptas!" or some nonsense. I was prouder of that one.


By the way, read my second post. That was my Stephen King impression. lol

Stupid. Waste of space. And time. Please stop.

Ooooooooh. A critic. Speaking of wasting space, here's a guy who REALLY has nothing better to do. Commenting on a little piece of rediculousness like he had any discerning right.

Shame on you.

I liked it. You should do Elf huntin next time. :D

What was the book stephen King was talking about when he said that?

I think these are funny, but the feasting raptor one was easier to understand. you dont HAVE to continue, but its good to have some good humor around here every once in a while. maybe if you didnt do them so often you could give yourself a break

interesting to look at. draw some pics and put them up of these storys or somin, thad make it more humerous, and i agree, the raptor huntin was better. -venomous

The Stephen King reference was mostly regarding the Dark Tower series. In the last book, it has about 50 pages of him writing about WRITING the book as part of the book's content (not an "about the author" section).

I like the book enough and I don't think he interfered with the plot all that much, but it was MIGHTILY pretentious of him to make himself a character in a book he wrote.