Two gallery packs
Open both to see garbage
Two cheeseburgers gone

Dr. Light is dead
Like Tupac; Shot in the head
Richard's Rival wins.

Yo, Gorilla Grodd
Your name rhymes with Wesley Dodd
Two peas in a pod

Power Girl's G-Cups
Getting Bigger by the set
Pants fitting funny

Fantastic posting!
VS haikus FTW!
TheDerangedBear wins.

Five DLS packs-
Crap, crap, crap, crap, Mobilize!
Totally worth it.

Newest team member,
Jank-Sauce even lets me play:
Morlocks/Underworld.

I am glad I lost
That eBay auction for that
EA Doctor Light.

What I wouldn't give-
my left testicle, perhaps?-
For EA G'Nort.

Hope I didn't bore.
One last thing to contemplate:
Next thread: Limericks?

two boxes of legion
cracked all the packs
no mobilizes found (:()

pulled three kyle rayner,
the janky nine drop,
pissed me off

almost completed my darkseid deck
made me glad
still, no mobilizes

seph's banner not shown
disrespect the team, a-hole
i'll kill you, damn it

just kidding, buddy.
you are a valued member
Mono stopped the hit

Spider-Man, Spider-Man,
Does Whatever A Spider Can
Except he sucks. damn

Mono in Front Row
Sepharoth in the back row
Coast City Flip-up :p

Sepharoth has Range
Savage for first Jank-Saucer
Plus 5 Attack. STUN

Mono is Grodd-Like
A-kug is stolen. Front Row!
Yoink! Welcome to Team Jank-Sauce!

all is well,
have my banner now
plus a new title!

besides, you couldn't kill me
you'd die quickly
FEAR THE JANK-SAUSAGE!!

Aku drops Play Time
Coast City is played around
no one plays that card!

mono stunned to my left
dshneider to the right
Bob-dole behind

but you haven't won
something falls from my hand
last stand

plus 10 Defense, damn!
Its turn stamped? that is so broken!
where is a fizzle

a fizzle you say?
oh no! oh wait.....
you have no GK

attack concludes,
you pass the phase
I play 3 more stands

I discard a card
my ATK and DEF switch
you're so f***ed

Warning: Not a Haiku!

Holy craps...Did I just see Team Jank-Sauce! develop a new jank deck in nothing but haikus??? Revenge Squad/Morlocks FTW! I love you guys.

Blind-Side him first!
Follow up with 4-drop Thor
And top-deck Nega-Bomb!