Boy do I hate Orphan

I'm really pissed. My friends and I all ordered a case of Fantastic Forces, aand I have the worst Luck. I got 10 boosters, and didn't get one Veteran. I did pull one unique, which was Orphan. I'm really mad because I pulled one really bad unique, while a friend pulled Nimrod AND Spiderman. Another Friend pulled his seconed Dr. Doom and a SR Namor. He has already pulled 2 Norman Osbornes, which I would rather have than my Orphan. I feel like I wasted my money now.
I really dislike it when bad uniques are made. When I think of Uniques, I think of Ares, the KCs, Nimrod, those people. Those are really good figures. Orphan isn't. Neither is The Key. And those are the only uniques I'v ever pulled even though I've bought 35+ boosters. I'd have rather never even have gotten a unique, rather than the ones I did get.
I know all uniques shouldn't all be 200 point heavy hitters, but I do think something about them should be, well, UNIQUE. I mean, even the The Atom has a 20 defense. There is nothing unusual about 11 attack, 17 defense, and 2 damage.
I don't mind it if Super Rares suck like Orphan and The Key, because they are very similar to their REVs.