Did you know that there's no back side on those R's? When you flip them over, there's nothing but bared flourescent lights. It's like they made them backwards on purpose.

I wouldn't bet on that. They didn't use Blue Oyster Cult's classic "Godzilla" song in the American version of Godzilla.
Of course, they didn't use Godzilla in the American version of Godzilla, but that's another rant.

Yeah but Godzilla was never managed by Sharon Osbourne.

And " Boyz in da Hood" was never in that movie either. Somebody's gotta go on strike!!

I don't recall Spidey going around defesting people. Is that a new power? Able to rid people of lice and jiggers and the like?







Tho, that was a joke, it really wouldn't surprise me if he did have that power.

Dude, what about the rest of the song you totally snubbed...

You could strike a match in my hand
too black to tan
heavy metal rythem from a one man band
bust my knuckles in a junkyard scuffle
whippin at the fairies with a brass belt buckle
born in the ghetto
hard like metal
gotta '87 'vet with a fat gas pedal
river hard lite
shave wit a knife
love to get freaky on the grooviest nights

(chorus)
got childhood scars
from the streets of my life
girls laugh now they beggin to be mix'a'lots wife
a new breed is here vigilanties o' rap
got eyes like fire wit my boys at my back
now im back for revenge all the rumors must end
quickie breathin is out
whole music is in
alot of dummies gettin money just for clappin thier hands
not the style or desire of a true IRON MAN!

oooh south side ruler
dont drink cooler
big money maker
not a dumb drug user
is real not drama
paid pet llama
met clint eastwood
slapped his mama!
billboard thrilla
avenue chilla
hard rock lova and
soft rock killa
girls in the house
watch yo blouse
i am the man yo moma was warnin you about
the bad boy of rap
givin no slack
talk behind my back and
you might get slapped
you might get paid
but yo metal aint real
your metals like mush
this metals like steel!

(chorus)

big E gold crushin
MC fussin
more lines in my face than a sunburnt russian
hardly ever speakin
girls be tweakin
buggin off the drums cuz my snare be peekin
worlds most hated
too bad ta be graded
makin you mad
and i'm elated
be single hater
your bad im greater
tougher than schwartzenegger in Terminator
guitar chord ripper
perie sipper
transboard scratcher
and not a lil stripper
flesh like steal
mc steal
mickey dees shrimp salad not part of my meal
heavy drum beginner
cant stand kidders
hate funk metal and not a bull####ter
girlies wanna kiss
suckas throwin fists
lotta rappas try ta rock but it aint like this!

THE IRON MAN OF RAP DROPPIN THE BIG METAL, HAMMER!

now thats true rap passia

Don't tell me you don't think Tony Stark after reading that...

Either way he's one surly bastard when he's drunk.