so i was walking in the local park in philadelphia, so i noticed i saw something silver on the ground over the giant hidden tree where the little special kid philip thompson sits by. so i said philip what are you doing over here, he said "i go poopoo in slarnia. i was like philip what the heck are you talking about. so he touched the silver thing and then a secret tunnle opened and we went inside. then it was amazing there was a train made of candy and a railroad made of PEZ. so anyway we went down it on the train, until the train came to a stop so we got off and walked forward into a portal with various colors. through the portal it was amazing the sky was rainbow colored and everything was made of candy and fruit. so philip said" welcome to slarnia we gotta go to king tuddlesburow". so we went to a giant castle made of various kinds of hardened ice cream, the gummi knights took us to the kings royal court room. so he said in order to eat the amazing things in slarnia i must become a member, so he gave me a tatoo made from sugar and then we went to the town it was wonderful i loved it. then........i woke up.