Bartonella's educational system is the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of educational achievement, the government has the power to seize property at will, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, and the well-off are enjoying tax cuts while famine kills off the poor and destitute. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Bartonella's national animal is the Ted Nugent, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Bearclaw.

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And I'm not a psychotic dictatorship why?