I sent this text to my family and friends earlier:
"Yeah, so, apparently I didn't know the circus was in town until a circus van crashed on the interstate in front of me on my way to work this morning. Next thing you know some monkey comes charging up the highway pursued by a midget with a net. They both leapt over my car and all I could think was, 'Yep. Its gonna be one of those days.'"

So far about 1/2 think its a real story. I haven't heard from the other half yet.

Youre an idiot. Get off this message board.

thanks