Numbers 3, 4, 5 and 6 came in after your post.

Granted, there's not much competition...

Thank you, good sir! My feelings exactly. Rep!

Two muffins were baking in an oven.

The first leaned over to the second and said, "My... It sure is hot in here."

The second turn around and said, "OMG! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."


And in recent news, a man was found in a rice field the other night. He was beaten to death with a small, desktop decoration. Police are calling it a "Knick knack paddy wack."


That's all the bad jokes I got right now, but just gimme a while and I can remember more groaners.

They're making a new TV series about the adventures of Bruce Banner's alter ego during the Korean War. It's going to be called 'Hulk's M*A*S*H*'

something something something powerbomb

How can you you spot the blind guy at a nude beach?

It's not hard...