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04/05/2010, 15:28

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Quote : Originally Posted by TopDog

Gorgon goes to see Karnak. In the corner, Lockjaw is licking himself.
Gorgon says, "Boy I wish I could do that!"
Karnak replies, "You'd better pet him first."

ROFLLMAO! Rep to you sir!

04/05/2010, 15:47

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What's the difference between BnB Powergirl and a used piece of toilet paper?

1. The toilet paper was useful at one point.
2. One is just covered in carp. The other is carp.

04/06/2010, 08:05

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What's more dangerous than Red Skull with the Cosmic Cube?
Hulk with a Rubik's cube

Great jokes everyone

04/06/2010, 10:35

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Quote : Originally Posted by UniqueLoginNamor

No body?

Doomsday has suck a long dial, he had to build a second garage to put it in.

Can one make a freudian slip while typing?

04/06/2010, 10:46

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Quote : Originally Posted by TopDog

Gorgon goes to see Karnak. In the corner, Lockjaw is licking himself.
Gorgon says, "Boy I wish I could do that!"
Karnak replies, "You'd better pet him first."

ding ding ding ding!

We have a winner ladies and gentlemen!

Je Suis Charlie!

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04/06/2010, 17:34

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Quote : Originally Posted by TopDog

Gorgon goes to see Karnak. In the corner, Lockjaw is licking himself.
Gorgon says, "Boy I wish I could do that!"
Karnak replies, "You'd better pet him first."

I object to this joke on the grounds that 1) it is not a Heroclix joke. It is an Inhumans joke and 2) it is just an old joke with Inhumans put in place of two farmers and a dog.

but it is dang funny.

04/06/2010, 17:46

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The real joke is that Indy Click Tiger Lily is holding two smg and has no range and bcf lol

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Or else!

04/06/2010, 17:57

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BatB Superman and BatB Robin went to a carnival.
At the end of the night, Robin has a ton of prizes, Superman has a courtesy goldfish that died on the way home.
Superman comes home looking depressed...
Lois says "What happened Superman?
Superman says "Damian beat me at all the carnival games and I couldn't hit the broadside of a barn, and my Goldfish died!!! Should I flush him??
Lois Says "Better let me take care of that...you might miss."

04/06/2010, 17:58

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Stilt-Man?

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